Let’s face it, relationships are an emotional and psychological shit storm. It’s no wonder the only people who talk openly about the woes of fidelity are construction workers and alcoholics.
Props to: Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods and John Holmes
Interview with a sex addict
Stu: “Do you have sex recreationally?”
Byron: “Ya, I have sex recreationally. I don’t want to get all serious about it. You see those guys who turn pro and they’re all jacked-up on steroids and dick pills. That’s not what it’s about for me. When I get off work, I just want to have a mean-nothing orgasm before I go home and make love to my girlfriend. That’s nice. No cameras.”
Stu: “That sounds more like adultery to me.”
Byron: “What’s that?”
Stu: “It’s where you lie to your girlfriend about sleeping with other people. It’s not like playing golf or doing crossword puzzles.”
Byron: “How do you figure?”
Stu: “Well, calling it ‘recreational sex’ is a bit of a misnomer I think.”
Byron: “I don’t follow.”
Stu: “Let me put it in terms you’ll understand. You can’t control your biological urge to fuck.”
Byron: “Right.”
Stu: “What about bastard kids and venereal disease. You like that?”
Byron: “Condoms.”
Stu: “Abstinence.”
Byron: “What?”
Stu: “I think you’re an asshole.”
Byron: “I think you’re a pussy.”
