What happens when two former elementary school track stars grow up and start playing macho head games with each other?
That’s right. They settle it the only way any conflict should ever be settled: in a 100m freestyle foot race.
The challenger, Alex “Super Space Cheetah” Robertson, 23, shocked the world at a track meet over 15 years ago with his lightening fast starts and disregard for appropriate footwear. He hasn’t run since.
“I’ve crunched the numbers and mathematically there’s no way I can lose,” said Super Space Cheetah.
John “Steam Engine” Currie, crashed into the podium with four 1st Place ribbons at a Swangard track meet at the age of 11. He’s now 23.
“John’s the fastest slow kid I’ve ever seen,” said Jamaican sprinter and Olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt.
The race is scheduled for Friday afternoon, March 5: Minoru Track in Richmond.
There can only be one winner.
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